ASSIGNED AGENT:  Agent Finley

NAME: Bigfoot / "Sasquatch" / Missing Link / (Yeti is a close relative, apparently)

CREATURE TYPE/VARIANT: Humanoid

THREAT LEVEL: Minimal

ENCOUNTER: (The report is written in a scratchy, seemingly irritated hand. Whoever filled this out was not happy at the time.)

Reports of this creature have spanned decades, so pinpointing a specific encounter as the first is pretty impossible. It's unknown how old he is, or if he's one of many - attempts to ask go ignored  -by him, no matter who's asking. The best we can figure is he's ancient, whatever species he is, is ancient, and there's no real way of figuring that out unless he tells us himself.

All I can say is this...guy is a huge pain in the ass. Not one agent available to us can get this guy to keep a pair of pants on for 10 damn minutes. Trying to look the guy in the eye with his [REDACTED] hanging out is the worst. He's one of those "naturalists". I didn't think monsters were like that, but go figure I get stuck working with the one that is.

He's been cited numerous times for his public indecency and his inability to stay hidden from civilian view. If he can't wear a glamour - or at LEAST keep it in his pants, I'm calling my higher ups for action.

DESCRIPTION: (Description of the creature, including height, weight if possible, and the creatures potential effects on nearby agents / civilians. What impact does this creature have on others?)

The creature is upwards of 6 feet, likely closer to 7. His feet are pretty damn big, that's for sure, but attempts to get close to his feet result in...uncomfortable closeness to other things he refuses to cover. In addition, the subject tries to spark odd conversations with researchers attempting to question and/or study him. His body odor is godawful, to a skunky result, and his appearance is ratty and scruffy. Because of this, civilians encountering the huge lug feel threatened. He does, indeed, have a fearsome roar when upset - but this takes a dedicated level of prodding most civilians would not have the ability to reproduce.

IMPORTANT NOTES:

Do not, I repeat, do NOT ask this guy about his nudity. He will go off about his naturalist beliefs and his hippy lifestyle. I was stuck for an hour listening to him talk about his life "off the grid" and how we were cramping his style by making him wear pants. What a joke.

He tried to offer my colleague a taste of his home-brew moonshine. This guy is a piece of work.

STATUS: Wild, but the damn guy should be contained as far as I see it.